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Tammy's dog rules

Apparently Tammy Bruce and my wife went to the same school of dog training.

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the
furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not
allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the
covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.

posted by mailgeek @ 5:41 PM