Friday, April 29, 2005

Ninth Circuit Joke

Professor Bainbridge posted a great lawyer joke today (I hope repost in entirety, including HT, doesn't offend anyone on this one but check out his site regularly).

A lawyer is opening his arguments before the US Supreme Court:
"Your Honors, I'm here to appeal a decision by the Ninth Circuit Court. But I also have other arguments in my favor ..."

Scalia interrupts:
"That's fine, but they won't be necessary."

(Thanks to Kent Budge.)


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